Tropical - Fish - Pictures .com

This is a tropical fish site for all tropical fish enthusiasts from beginner to expert. It has some nice tropical fish pictures and will hopefully have something of interest for all freshwater and marine fish keepers. These tropical fish pages provide some information about some of my favourite fish, along with tropical fish pictures of them. I have kept fish for many years now, ranging from community to marine. Over this period I have been drawn towards catfish, and the cichlids, which I must confess, through there antics have become my favourites. I now keep African and American cichlids, along with some catfish and plecs.

 
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Fish Jokes

Funny fish jokes and one liner fish humour.

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in ?
Why do they call him 'Fish' ?
What lives under the sea and carries a lot of people ?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
Where do fish wash ?
What is the best fish on ice ?
Where do ghosts swim in North America ?
What happened to the fishing boat that sank in piranha fish infested waters ?
How do you stick down an envelope under the water ?
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
What can fly under the water ?
What whizzes along a riverbed on three wheels ?
Where do fish keep their money ?
Why did the trout cross the road ?
What fish are musical ?
Which fish can perform operations ?
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling ?
How do you kiss a pike ?
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers ?
Why did the lobster blush ?
What is the fastest fish in the sea ?
Where do you find a crab with no legs ?
What is yellow and dangerous ?
What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer ?
Why are fish smarter than mice ?
What fish terrorises other fish ?
What should you do if you find a shark in your bed ?
What do you call a Shark with a rocket launcher ?
What do you give a seasick elephant ?
What do you call a Shark with a rocket launcher ?
What do sea monsters eat ?
What do you call a deaf pike ?
Why did the fish blush ?
What do you call a pike with a gun ?
What is the wettest animal in the world ?
How do I avoid infection from biting insects ?
Why did the salmon cross the road ?
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool ?
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine ?
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk ?
What do you get is you cross a rose with a pike ?

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